Happy New Year! Here at WiseGuy Maine Coons, the year is already looking bright—and a little hairy. Our home is full of playful chaos, affectionate head-butts, and the unmistakable sound of thundering paws galloping through hallways. But hey, that’s life when you’re surrounded by Maine Coons!
WiseGuy Maine Coons learned a lot in our first year of business—and let’s just say, the cats weren’t the only ones growing. We’ve fine-tuned our breeding program to better meet the needs of our customers and the rhythm of our busy family home. Now, with just two fabulous females and a dashing new male, we’ve struck the perfect balance. And as for our retired breeders? We’re working hard to find them quiet, loving homes where they can bask in the spotlight. Because, honestly, after everything they’ve done for us, they’ve earned the royal treatment (and maybe a few extra treats on the side).
To kick off the year with a laugh, let’s tackle a topic we don’t talk about enough: why you absolutely, positively, should NOT get a Maine Coon. Yes, you read that right. If you’re thinking of bringing one of these gentle giants into your life, you’d better be ready for the consequences. Allow us to paint the picture:
Reasons You Should NOT Get a Maine Coon:
Reasons You Should NOT Get a Maine Coon:
1. They’re HUGE.
1. They’re HUGE.
Let’s be clear: Maine Coons are not your average house cat. They’re more like miniature lions who somehow think they can fit in your lap (spoiler: they can’t). These cats grow to be massive — we’re talking up to 18 pounds (or more!) of fluff and muscle. If you’ve ever dreamed of a cat that doubles as a small dog, your dreams are about to come true. Just make sure your furniture is ready for the challenge.
2. They’re Social Butterflies.
2. They’re Social Butterflies.
Do you like a quiet, independent cat who lounges alone all day? Then a Maine Coon is NOT for you. These cats thrive on companionship. Whether it’s you, your kids, the dog, or an unsuspecting guest, Maine Coons love being the center of attention. They’ll chat with you, follow you from room to room, and make it their mission to never let you feel lonely. Privacy? Forget about it. Even your bathroom breaks are fair game.
3. They Need ALL the Love.
3. They Need ALL the Love.
Maine Coons are affection sponges. They don’t just want your love; they demand it. Expect head-butts at 7 a.m., snuggles during your Zoom calls, and a tail in your face when you’re trying to read. If you don’t give them the attention they crave, they’ll remind you with a well-placed paw or a dramatic flop onto your keyboard.
4. They’re Shedding Machines.
4. They’re Shedding Machines.
Do you enjoy wearing black? Do you love your spotless furniture? Well, get ready to embrace the fluff. Maine Coons shed—a lot. You’ll find tufts of fur on your couch, your clothes, your car, and yes, probably in your coffee. Keeping up with the fur is a full-time job, but hey, at least you’ll always have extra insulation in the winter!
5. They Take Over Your Life (and Your Heart).
5. They Take Over Your Life (and Your Heart).
Once you let a Maine Coon into your home, they’re not just a pet—they’re family. These “couch lions” have an uncanny ability to make themselves the center of your world. Before you know it, your home will revolve around their favorite napping spots, their feeding schedule, and their latest antics. And the craziest part? You won’t mind one bit.
The Inevitable Takeover
The Inevitable Takeover
If, after all that, you’re still considering a Maine Coon, then congratulations—you’ve come to the perfect place. But remember, we tried to warn you. These big lugs will forever change your life in ways you never imagined. They’ll shed enough fur to knit a second cat, and when you finally get the vacuum out, they’ll either "help" by chasing it or stare at you like you’ve betrayed their trust. Still, the love, loyalty, and endless entertainment they bring will leave you wondering how you ever lived without them.
So here’s to 2025: a year of fur, purrs, and letting these majestic "couch lions" rule our homes. We wouldn’t have it any other way.
